Puns I have constructed in the past few days. I'm gonna go to the dentist again. I just couldn't get my filling! I told a cube to start rolling. Basically, I told it to die. A chemist joined a bike race. I think the race was called, ""Torr de France"" Our ships had to be downgraded, so the General Quarters became the General Nickels. I've never met a serious game designer, they're all too busy making fun of things. A mathematician ties a hemp rope and throws it up a tree. He called it a hypotenuse. Ice is cool.