Abraham Lincoln. The reason I now have to hire a dishwasher instead of buying one.#Abraham Lincoln#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If not for the cowardly actions of John Wilkes Booth, Abraham Lincoln would have turned 207 today.#John Wilkes Booth#Abraham Lincoln#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Imagine trying to explain Captain America: Civil War to Abraham Lincoln.#Captain#Abraham Lincoln#America#Military+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
All this "Kaine is boring" talk is your reminder that nowadays Abraham Lincoln would have to know parkour or some shit#Abraham Lincoln#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp