So a woman consults a lawyer saying that she wanted a divorce... Lawyer: Do you have grounds? Woman: Yeah, we have an acre and a half L: No, that's not what I meant. Look, do you have a grudge? W: Yeah, we have one for 2 cars behind the house L: No. Look lady, does your husband beat you up? W: No, I get up about a half hour before he does L: Why do you want a divorce? W: Well, we seem to have a communication problem...