We need a woman president in the oval office. Because the white house cook is retiring next year.

What's gonna happen if Hilary Clinton gets elected as President. The kitchen staff are gonna wonder why she's missing.

Do you like Asian Diplomacy jokes? I've been feeding the kids in my political science class a steady diet of Japanese Government jokes.

[first date] Him: You're amazing! I'm having a great time! Me: I will fight you for the rest of this pizza.