One time I ordered a diet coke but it didn't come on time. It said it had responsibilities in the Japanese government.

Did you hear about this CRAZY experiment done by SCIENTISTS? A man suffered from headaches, he went in for treatment. Scientists removed the right half of his brain, and asked him to count to ten. The man counted, "two, four, six, eight, ten." Then they removed the left half, and again asked the man to count to ten. The main counted, "one, three, five, seven, nine." The scientists then removed both halves of the man's brain, and asked him again to count to ten. The man said, "look, we're gon…

What do you call a potato that becomes US President and silences the news, silences government agencies, silences government funded science and ends international treaties? A dic-tater.

What’s a politician’s favorite restaurant? Pander Express