Why is the right twix bar always more expensive ? That's cause the left uses government funding to make food cheaper for everyone.

Do you like Asian Diplomacy jokes? I've been feeding the kids in my political science class a steady diet of Japanese Government jokes.

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza? Most people like the idea of pizza better.

If Donald Trump becomes president all the immigrants nd their cultures gunna leave nd white people gunna be stuck with their nasty ass food