Three women walk into a doctors office... (x-post from r/funny) ...So the doctor calls in the first one in for her exam. she takes off her shirt and has a big H tattooed on her chest. The doctor asks why there is an H on her chest to which she says: ""My husband went to Harvard and he likes to see the H when we do it."" The doctor finishes his exam and sends her on her way. The doctor calls the second one in. When she takes off her shirt, the doctor notices a big Y on her chest. When the doctor …

A dumb married couple lived on a farm... The dimwitted couple just got back from the hospital with their new born twins they have yet to name. Wife - ""What should we name our children?"" Husband - ""How about john and Jane?"" Wife - ""No no that's to unoriginal."" The couple argued for a full day on what to name their twins but could not come to a agreement. Husband - ""Okay I got it! I'll run out the back door and you run out the front door and the first thing we see we will name the twins."" …

My coworker was in a pretty bad situation. His name was Joe, he was fresh out of college and came right out of nowhere, moved cross-country for the job, and could no longer afford his hotel. I barely knew him but I took him into my apartment, where I was living with my girlfriend. We spent most of our time drinking, watching football, talking about work. This went on for months and months. One day, I decided to propose to my girlfriend. Late one night I snuck into her room, and saw Joe forcing h…

An elderly woman visiting her Doctor While at the Doctors office she starts talking about how depressed she had been ever since her husband had passed. She asks the Doctor ""if you were going to end it all how would you do it?"" The Doctor puzzled about the question but can see the pain in her weepy eyes. He replies ""oh I don't know, I guess a shotgun to the heart would guaranty the outcome."" The Doctor finishes up the exam and the elderly woman is released by the Nurse. On the way out the eld…