Hugh Jackman films a movie in the Swiss Alps and loses his Dell laptop. Just when he thinks it's lost forever, he is grateful to see it found, in the hands of a yodeler who tells him: "Your Dell lay here, Hugh!"

I read my daughter a book about a Frogapotamus last night and dreamt of riding one. Tonight I'm reading her Hugh Jackman's autobiography.

The Les Miserables sequel is so much better. Hugh Jackman has knives in his hands and fights a bunch of ninjas and shit. No singing at all!!

An order of monks are selling flowers... ...illegally on the lawn of the Playboy Mansion, Hugh Hefner's property. Instead of calling the police, however, Hugh decides to spring into action and stop them himself. After an intense argument, the monks agree to leave peacefully. If it had been anybody else they would have gotten away with it; unfortunately for them, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.