Today I set my location on Tinder to Flint, Michigan I heard the girls are hella thirsty

I set my Tinder to Flint, Michigan. Its been fun! The chicks are so thirsty.

Her: What brings you to speed dating? Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

DATING TIP: IF YOU EAT A MAGNET AND SLIP ANOTHER MAGNET INTO YOUR DATE'S DINNER SHE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOU