Fat Girls Last night I was having some wings and beer with a coworker after work. There were these two pretty, but kinda fat girls drinking at the bar and being loud. They had what I could have sworn was a Scottish accent. I'm a big fan of girls from the UK, so I struck up a conversation. I asked them, ""So... you two ladies are from Scotland?"" I could see immediately that I had offended them. The brunette scowled and said, hotly, ""WALES!"" I apologized and said, ""I'm sorry. Are you two whale…

An American man walks into a bar... An American man walks into a bar and grabs a seat. While ordering a pint, he can't help but overhear an obnoxiously loud but indiscernible conversation from three massively large ladies down the bar. The man calls out to them,, ""Hey babes, are you from Scotland?"" Quite rudely, one lady interjects while inhaling her fish and chips,nmnm, ""It's Wales, you jackass!"" Embarrassed, the man replies, ""My deepest apologies, Whales, are you fom Scotland?""

So I'm in a bar.. So, I'm in a bar and two very large women with accents are sitting across from me. I say, ""Cool accents, are you two ladies from Scotland?"" One of them yells, ""It's Wales, you idiot!"" So I say, ""Ok, are you two Whales from Scotland?"" I don't remember much after that.

Grandpa's joke last night. Two heavy set women are talking by the bar. The bartender says ""You ladies have a lovely accent. Are you from Scotland?"" One of them women goes ""No, Wales."" The bartender replied ""Are you whales from Scotland?"" Then grandpa precedes to explain the joke about them being whales. We were in my younger brothers school for a basketball game and everyone was in earshot.