Fat Girls Jokes

Fat girls just want to have Funyuns.

Fat Girls Last night I was having some wings and beer with a coworker after work. There were these two pretty, but kinda fat girls drinking at the bar and being loud. They had what I could have sworn was a Scottish accent. I'm a big fan of girls from the UK, so I struck up a conversation. I asked them, ""So... you two ladies are from Scotland?"" I could see immediately that I had offended them. The brunette scowled and said, hotly, ""WALES!"" I apologized and said, ""I'm sorry. Are you two whale…

Fat girls are like mopeds. They're fun to ride until your friends find out.

Fat girls are like Segways. They are fun to ride but you never want to be seen riding one by a friend.

A joke I came up with during math class today. Fat girls who surround themselves with fatter friends are a lot like y=(1/500)x^2. They can change the window all they want but at the end of the day, they are still one fat parabola.