I find it odd that my son's teacher would like to see him skip grade one without knowing how horribly he screwed up when doing our taxes.

[elementary school] BULLY: gimme your lunch money ME: no B: *grabs me by shirt* I said give it M: ok but this has to stop I'm your teacher

Teacher: Does anyone have questions? Me: If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? T: Holy Shit

Marketing 101 A professor explained about marketing to MBA students. 1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you go to her and say I am rich, marry me. That's direct marketing. 2. You attend a party and your friend goes to the girl to tell her, he's rich, marry him. That's advertising. 3. The same girl at the party walks to you and says, you're rich, do you want to marry me? That's brand recognition. 4. You say I'm rich, marry me and she introduces you to her husband. That's the demand and supply…