british cops are calld "bobbys"& dont hav guns. i kno a kid in 3rd grade named bobby who has no gun. hes basically a cop if he go to england

George bush stupidity So George bush, the queen of England, a hockey player, a scientist, and a little kid are all on a plane that will soon crash, and there are only 4 parachutes. The queen of England says: ""Well all my people back home need me"" takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. George bush says: ""All my fellow Americans need me"" takes a parachute, jumps out of the plane. The hockey player says: ""Well all of my fans need me"" Takes the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Now …

A woman was cheating on her husband. Her husband came home early. Her paramour had to quickly hide in the closet. When the husband and wife leave the bedroom together, the paramour thinks he's gotten away with it, but then he hears: "Blimey, ain't it dark in here!" ( This happened to be in England. ) He realizes that their kid is also hiding in the closet. He says to the kid, "What are you doing in here?" "Just playing." "Look, get out of here and don't tell anyone you saw me. Here's a qui…

A Liverpool woman gave birth prematurely to a baby boy. Everyone was so proud of him – he was the first one in the family to have been inside for less than nine months. If all the cars in England were lined end to end . . . it would probably be a Bank Holiday.