One day during a game on the golf course I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer who lives in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, ""Are you okay?"" ""I'm fine thanks,"" I replied. ""My name's Jack,"" I said and introduced myself. ""Jack, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later,"" she suggested. ""That's mighty nice of you,"" I answered, ""but I don't think my wife would like it."" ""Oh, come on,"" Elizabeth insisted. She was very pretty and very persuasive. ""Well okay,"" I finally agreed, and added, ""but my wife won't like it."" After a restorative brandy, she insisted that I remove my clothes so she could give me a massage. Afterwards, I thanked my hostess for the exhilarating session I had with her. ""I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."" ""Don't be silly!"" Elizabeth replied with a smile, ""She won't know a thing. Where is she, anyway?"" ""Under the cart!"" I said!!..