Computing Pirates What's a pirate's favorite computer language? Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

What do call you it when a butt pirate calls another butt pirate on the phone? Booty call.

"Girl, your rhinestone encrusted flip phone tricked me into thinking you were a princess!" - No one ever

You can never really be alone... Except if you don't have a smart phone.