My State of the Union I am from Illinois, but I also lived in Arizona for a while.#Illinois#Arizona#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A lethal injection that takes two hours has no place in a civilized society. And it shouldn't happen in Arizona either.#Arizona#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
a serial killer that targets anyone who pronounces the "S" in Illinois#Illinois#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO, OR AS IT'S KNOWN AS IN ARIZONA, "CINCO DE WHAT-O? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST-O, PACO"#Arizona#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Flash floods in Arizona last night. We nominate California and Texas. #ALSIceBucketChallenge#Arizona#California#Texas#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp