Flash floods in Arizona last night. We nominate California and Texas. #ALSIceBucketChallenge#Arizona#California#Texas#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When in Texas... *heads into the desert* *hugs cactus* *shoots said cactus* *rides off into the sunset on horseback*#Texas#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A lethal injection that takes two hours has no place in a civilized society. And it shouldn't happen in Arizona either.#Arizona#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I like messing with Texas by calling random numbers in Houston and telling them I have a problem.#Texas#Houston#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Good luck to the 13 year old girl who is pregnant and wrote "California" for ethnicity on her clinic forms.#California#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp