Air Traffic Control joke Two pilots were talking in a bar. One asked the other what is the worst air traffic controlling he had experienced. He told the following story....We were coming into Madrid it was socked in with heavy fog and the ILS (Instrument Landing System) was out so we were getting talked down by their radar controller. He tells me I am on course and to begin my approach. He tells me when I am left or right high or low all the way down to minimums then he says the runway is ahead …

All the forest animals are having a big car show.. ..shining their rims, getting ready to put their cars on display for the forest folk to see. The bunny is hopping along half drunk and stumbles into the clearing. "WHOAAHhh bear, that's a sweet lambo, how did you ever afford it?" "Well bunny, i'm not an alcoholic like you" replies the bear. The bunny takes another sip of his stashed mickey and hops with his face into the rims of a Ferrari. "Woaahh Fox, how on earth did you afford this!" T…

Wife: We need to go to the store. We're out of milk. Me: We can wait a few days. Wife: We're out of beer. Me: *dives in the car*

I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming "KITT!" When he can't find his car.