If I were Luke Skywalker it would have taken me about six minutes to turn R2-D2 into a bong.

Yoda and Luke Skywalker are together in a ship when Luke asks... Luke: are we on track? Yoda: off course, we are.

How come does Luke Skywalker does not have a girlfriend? He was looking for love in Alderaan places

I went for sushi with Luke Skywalker and he was struggling with chopsticks... ""Use the fork, Luke!"" I said.