Traveler's complaint A man is enjoying a holiday in Jamaica, but suddenly develops terrible constipation! He gets directions to a local clinic from the front desk, and makes a rush appointment to see the doctor: ""I've got this terrible constipation; could you administer an enema for me?"" ""Hoho! We don't use enemas here!"" the doc' says with a big smile, and steps over to a potted palm. ""Just chew an inch of this"" and he snaps off a leaf ""every hour and check with me tomorrow."" Dubious, the traveler takes the little strip of leaf and heads back to the hotel. The next morning he bursts into the doctor's in absolute glee! ""It worked!"" he says, ""with fronds like these, you don't need enemas!""