The Hell's Angels are riding once more On January 14th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, California bikers were riding along Colorado Street in Pasadena when they saw a guy about to jump off Pasadena's Suicide Bridge. So they stopped. Jane, their leader, a voluptuous woman of 53, gets off her Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk him down off the railing, and says, ""Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"" He says tearfully, ""I'm going …

THE FORTYNUNNERS Three nuns went to a football game and three men got stuck sitting behind them. The men couldn't see very well because of the nun's little nun hats. So they came up with a plan to make them leave. ''I think I'll move to California, there's only 50 Catholics there,"" said the first man. ""I think I'll move to Washington, there's only 25 Catholics there.'' ""I think I'll move to Idaho, there's only 10 Catholics there.'' Then one of the nuns turned around. ""Go to Hell, there are N…

Salesman of the Year A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, ""Do you have any sales experience?"" The kid says, ""Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas. ""Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. ""You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."" His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. ""How many sales did you mak…

Three men are sitting in a delivery room... Three men are sitting in a waiting room outside a delivery room in a hospital. A nurse comes out of the delivery room and addresses the first man: ""Sir, your wife just gave birth to a beautiful and healthy set of quadruplets."" The man replies: ""That's so amazing because I live in Four Corners, Montana, what are the odds?"" Another nurse comes out of the delivery room and addresses the second man: ""Sir, your wife just gave birth to a beautiful and h…