My neighbor crashed her car while listening to Adele. She went rolling in the Jeep

Why did Adele cross the road? So I could hit her with my car and shut everyone up.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele She was Rolling in the Jeep.

SOMEONE LEFT THEIR DOGS IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP -Ma'am, that's a pack of Ballpark All-Beef Franks. ITS 500 DEGREES IN THERE