Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, ""At last, they're finally together."" Her sister sitting in the front row said, ""Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?"" The priest replied, ""I mean her legs."" -

Grief The grief-stricken man threw himself across the grave and cried bitterly, ""My life, how senseless it is! How worthless is everything about me because you are gone. If only you hadn't died, if only fate had not been so cruel as to take you from this world, how different everything would have been."" A clergyman happened by and to soothe the man he offered a prayer. Afterward he said, ""I assume the person lying beneath this mound of earth was someone of great importance to you."" ""Importa…

A man is sitting near a grave in a graveyard The man sits there and cry hysterically all day long. A friend of him sees him crying and screaming ""why did you die so soon? You were so young!"" approaches to comfort him. Friend: Who is this person you are mourning about? Man: my wife's first husband

Woman at funeral of 3rd husband... Was asked how her first husband died? She said ""He ate some poison mushrooms."" When asked how the second husband died? She sobbed ""He too at some poison mushrooms."" This begged the question how her 3rd husband died ? She exclaimed ""He died from a blow to the back of the head."" ""What happened?"" they asked. ""He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."" She said.