Grammar is: 1. How we structure our sentences. 2. Grandpa's wife. Some of you will pick number two.

"You know, your ex-wife was trash! I never liked her." "We're still married, Grandma." "She's such a lovely girl."

Sorry my seductive strip tease to Janet Jackson's Black Cat blew your Grandma's pacemaker and caused your Mom to divorce your Dad.

WIFE: OMG how did grandma's ashes get knocked off the mantel? ME: Actually I think it was- *cat makes throat slice gesture* -the wind