What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving? Twerky I'll show myself out.

What's Miley Cyrus eating for Thanksgiving.. Twerky!

Thanksgiving joke What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving? Twerky! Just kidding... Drugs. She eats drugs. -Adam Zopf ‏@adamzopf

Some Christmas jokes! **What is the best Christmas present in the world?** A broken drum – you just can’t beat it **What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?** It's Christmas, Eve! **What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?** Frostbite! **Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?** They always drop their needles! **Did Rudolph go to school?** No. He was Elf-taught! **Who is Santa's favorite singer?** Elf-is Presley! **What happened to the man who st…