My wife wants the living room walls to be something neutral. I'm painting Switzerland.

I'm basically Switzerland. I'm cold and you have to get really high in order to truly appreciate my beauty.

Snowboarders will Understand Four snowboarders - a German, a Swiss, an Australian, and a Canadian - are taking a chairlift up a mountain. The German boarder pulls out a bottle of beer from his jacket, drinks it, and tosses the empty over the side. ""Ah,"" he sighs. ""We have so much beer in Germany!"" Next the Swiss boarder pulls out a bar of chocolate from his jacket, eats it, and drops the wrapper over the side. ""Mmm,"" he sighs, ""we have so much chocolate in Switzerland!"" So the Australian…

There are many advantages of visiting Switzerland I mean, the flag itself is a big plus.