A blonde walks into a bank in search of a $5000 loan A blonde walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5000 loan. The banker asks ""Okay miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?"" The woman replies ""Yes, of course. I would like to use my Rolls Royce."" The banker, stunned, asks, ""A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?"" The woman is completely positive. She hands over the keys as the bankers and loan officers laugh at her. They check her credentials, make …

A speeding blonde. One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Blue eyes, blonde, the works. ""I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am. Could I see your drivers license?"" ""What's a license?"" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump. ""It's usually in your wallet,"" r…

A blonde, brunette, & a redhead rob a bank... They are fleeing from the police through an old farm and see three old burlap sacks, they each hop in one to hide. The police walk up to the brunettes sack and kick it. The brunette goes ""woof woof"" the police say oh that just a sack of puppies and move on. They come to the next sack and it's the redheads, they kick it and the redhead yelps ""meow meow"" the police say oh it's just a sack of kittens and move on. They come to blondes sack and ki…

The Bank Robbery A ginger, a brunette, and a blonde rob a bank. They make their getaway on foot, but the police are quick to arrive and make chase. The bank robbers make a wrong turn down an alley and find themselves at a dead end. They furiously look around for a place to hide and see only 3 potato sacks. They shrug their shoulders and swiftly step into the sacks. Soon after, a police officer arrives at the dead end and wonders how the bank robbers could have escaped. The officer decides they m…