I paid $22 to connect to the internet from an airplane flying over the pacific so you guys better provide some worthwhile content

My flight doesn't have wifi so I'm just gonna hit the call button and tell the flight attendant every time I think of something amusing.

I've set my phone to airplane mode to add more realism to the nausea and turbulence I experience at work.

flight attendant: sir, are you raising your hand me: how do i access the wifi fa: im doing safety announcements me: is that lowercase