I paid $22 to connect to the internet from an airplane flying over the pacific so you guys better provide some worthwhile content

I've set my phone to airplane mode to add more realism to the nausea and turbulence I experience at work.

flight attendant: sir, are you raising your hand me: how do i access the wifi fa: im doing safety announcements me: is that lowercase

I'm sorry, I'm about to lose you because I'm driving through a tunnel underwater in a canyon on an airplane while hanging up the phone.