I paid $22 to connect to the internet from an airplane flying over the pacific so you guys better provide some worthwhile content

My flight doesn't have wifi so I'm just gonna hit the call button and tell the flight attendant every time I think of something amusing.

I've set my phone to airplane mode to add more realism to the nausea and turbulence I experience at work.

I'm sorry, I'm about to lose you because I'm driving through a tunnel underwater in a canyon on an airplane while hanging up the phone.