A Russian, a Mexican, and an American are sitting in a bar The Russian orders a bottle of vodka takes a shot, throws the bottle in the air and shoots it. He says ""we have plenty of that in our country!"" The Mexican orders a bottle of tequila takes a shot, throws it in the air and shoots it. He says ""we have plenty of that in our country!"" The American orders a beer, takes a drink, then sets it down on the bar and turns to the Mexican and shoots him. He says ""we have too many of them in our …

A German taxi driver was on his shift... He is driving one of these Mercedes models that have the Mercedes emblem as a hood ornament. A guy waves him down, so he stops and let him enter. It was a tourist, in town on his first trip to Germany. The driver asks: ""So, how do you like our country?"" The guy answers: ""Oh, it's great. But it is so different from home in many aspects. Some things, I cannot make sense of."" The taxi driver asks: ""Really? Like what?"" The guy says: ""Well, for instance…

Two men, an American and a Russian were argueing. One said, in my country I can go to the white house walk to the president's office and pound the desk and say ""Mr president! I don't like how you're running things in this country!"" The Russian said ""I can do that too!"" ""really?"" ""Yes! I can go to the Kremlin, walk into the general secretary's office and pound the desk and say, mr. secretary, I don't like how Reagan is running his country!""

During World War II, four men are captured by the German forces... During World War II, four prisoners are captured and brought back to a German base, set to await the death penalty in their cells. The prisoners are a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman and an Englishman. One morning, a German officer comes in and tells the prisoners, ""You are to be lined up and each shot in turn, but before you are shot you get a final wish."" The Scotsman says, ""Before I'm shot I'd like to hear Highland Cathed…