My father was a nun... Whenever he was in court and the occupation was called for, he would say ""nun.""

what does the Bible say about faking your own death to get out of jury duty

Our Father, who art in Heaven, Hallowed be thy name But Imma call you "Hal" for short, 'k, Chief?

Fully clothed mom just waded into the pool to grab her devil spawn child that was ignoring her. She's my new favorite.