""It is my birthday"" A young boy and his grandfather go out on the young boy's birthday. Let's call the boy Jim and his grandfather John. Jim:""Can we go to the park?"" John:""What's wrong with staying at home?"" Jim:""Come on. It is my birthday"" John:""Oh. Go on then."" They go to the park. Jim:""Can I get an ice cream?"" John:""An ice cream? I've already taken you out to the park."" Jim:""Come on. It is my birthday"" John:""Alright. Seeing as it is your birthday.."" He gets the ice cream. Jim:""Can I have a ride on the donkeys?"" John:""What? I've already taken you to the park and gotten you an ice cream."" Jim:""Come on. It is my birthday"" John:""Ok. Let's go on 'em."" He rides the donkeys. Jim:""Can we take the donkey home?"" John:""Take the donkey home? I've already taken you to the park, gotten you an ice cream and let you ride the donkeys."" Jim:""Come on. It is my birthday"" John:""Oh for God's sakes; alright!"" He takes the donkey and starts walking home. Jim:""Can I name the donkey?"" John:""Yeah, if you want."" Jim:""I want to call it wanker!"" John:""WHAT? Ok, ok. Just don't tell your nan."" Jim:""Ok."" That night Jim ties the donkey up to the tree. Jim wakes up to a storm raging outside. The donkey is running around like mad and after a huge show breaks free from the rope and starts to run off. Jim runs as fast as he can into John's room and shouts: ""GRANDAD! Wanker's off! Wanker's off!"" John:""Now listen here, son-"" Edit 1: Sorry for poor layout. Written on mobile.