A film student wants to film a documentary about a local Native American tribe... (long) So Walter the film student drives his car out to the Native American reservation and asks to talk to the Chief. The Chief looks at him, then looks at the student's relatively new Mazda, and sighs. This isn't the first time he has dealt with white men intruding on the tribe. A very nervous Walter walks past the rapidly-increasing queue of tribe members that had gathered to ""welcome"" him. With only 3 cracks …

[Spoilers] Breaking Bad At the end of the series Walter White doesn't die. He fakes his death, pretends to be a nun, and hides out in a convent. The convent regularly gets taken by bus into the city to do good works at a soup kitchen. Walter had ridden across country in the tank of an empty fuel truck and never wanted to be inside of a vehicle again. He decides to walk. The mother superior is concerned and tells Walter that ""she"" must get on the bus because it's too dangerous to walk. Walter r…

Why men don't write advice columns... Dear Walter, I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbours daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbours daughter is 22. We have been marri…

My grandpa told me this one... So an older couple is discussing the inevitable matter of death. The wife asks her husband, "If I die before you do, will you remarry?" To which the husband replies, "Well, I don't want to be lonely for the rest of my life, so yes." The wife then asks, "What about the house? Will you live in the same house?" And the husband says, "Well, I suppose, I mean, it's already paid for." The wife, getting a little protective, asks, "And what about my car? Will she drive my…