WHAT DID THE MINER SAY TO THE KID? You will laugh at this one! What did the miner say to the kid? Miner: GO GET ME A PICK!!! Kid: Whats a pick? Miner: A pickaxe! Those pointy hammer like axes? Kid: Still don't get it. Why do you need a pointy hammer when you look 70 freaking years old? Miner: Do you even know how much a regular sized diamond would cost? Kid: How much? Miner: Over 1000 bucks. Kid: I got a five thousand dollar gift card at McDonalds. Kid: Would you like me to buy you some french fries? Please comment!