😄 This bloke said to me, ""Tim, as a young boy, was your mother very strict with you?"" I said, ""Let ...

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This bloke said to me, ""Tim, as a young boy, was your mother very strict with you?"" I said, ""Let me make one thing absolutely clear. My mother was never a young boy.""

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