man drives his father casket back to mexico... Man puts the casket in his truck and hauls his father from oklahoma back and gets pulled over in texas. State trooper pulls him over. He asked the man for his license and registration with proof of insurance. Man pulls out his credentials and hands it to the state trooper. Trooper looks at the license. ""Sir your license is expired. And so is your insurance. What do you have in the truck?"" ""A coffin with my father in it."" Trooper says. ""He expir…

My brother got into a car accident today. After hearing the news of my brother getting into a car accident I quickly called him. Me: ""I heard you got into a car accident today."" Bro: ""Yeah man I did."" Me: ""How do you feel? Where was it at?"" Bro: ""It was in Oklahoma and I am OK.""

An old couple gets pulled over... An old couple gets pulled over in Oklahoma. The cop says to the man driving, ""License please."" The cop looks at the id and says, ""wow, you're from Montana. I once went there and had the worst piece of ass in Montana."" The wife says ""what'd the officer say honey?"" The husband replied, ""He says he knows you.""

SOMEONE LEFT THEIR DOGS IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP -Ma'am, that's a pack of Ballpark All-Beef Franks. ITS 500 DEGREES IN THERE