Two guys survive a plane crash in the middle of the desert... Two guys, John and James, survive a plane crash in the middle of the desert. With nothing better to do, and no food or water, they set out in search of civilisation. A long while goes by, over which time they develop a fierce hunger. Suddenly, off in the distance, they spot a building. Excitedly they run towards it, but they slow down as they approach it. Turns out the building is a mosque. Thinking for a while, James turns to John an…

Two Mexicans in the desert Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says...: ""Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."" ""Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon."" With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, &there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double …

Two Mexicans were walking in the desert... Two Mexicans, Juan and Jose were walking in the desert on a very hot day. It was a long journey and they were both dehydrated. Suddenly Jose became quite animated and shouted: 'Juan, Juan look! On the hill over there, it is a bacon tree!' Sceptically Juan had a look, and said: 'Jose, you are dehydrated, there is no such thing as a bacon tree.' Jose was convinced however so went running up the hill so that he could prove it. A few minutes later Juan hear…