An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Irish baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, ""That's about average up our way, folks... like I said... my boy's a typical County Clare baby boy."" Two weeks later the man returns to the bar. The bartender says, ""Say, you're the father of tha…

John in here? A 35 year woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work in London. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bed room closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home at the same time. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, ""John in here."" The man says, ""Yes, it is"" Boy "" I have a baseball."" Man ""That's nice"" Boy ""Want to buy it?"" Man ""No, thanks…

An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London...... .......when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Irish baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, "That's about average up our way, folks...like I said - my boy's a typical County Clare baby boy." Two weeks later the man returns to the bar.. The bartender says, "You're the father…

18 pounds at birth A Scotsman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. After he hangs up, he orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Scottish baby boy weighing 18 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 18 pounds, but the man just shrugs and says, "Aye, that's about average up our way, folks...like I said - my boy's a typical Scottish baby boy." Two weeks later the Scot returns to the same…