How much dessert does a dieting Jedi eat at an Italian restaurant? Only one cannoli.#Italian Restaurant#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm making my house into an Italian restaurant.#Italian Restaurant#Food#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Jim die from eating at an Italian restaurant? Because he asked for 'ebola spaghetti'#Italian Restaurant#Food#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[first date] Him: You're amazing! I'm having a great time! Me: I will fight you for the rest of this pizza.#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.#Animals#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp