Classic jokes modified to Donald Trump and Putin One day while walking through the countryside the President of Russia discovered an old lamp. He started to polish it and out came a genie who told him that for freeing him from the lamp he would grant him one wish. Putin thought for a minute before declaring, ""I am a poor simple man with simple needs, therefore I wish that Putin pee vodka!"" The Genie exclaimed that Putin's wish was granted and disappeared in a poof of smoke. Putin runs home and…

A billionaire, a clown, and a presidential candidate walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""How's it going, Donald?""

Little Donald schools his teacher. Little Donald's 6th grade teacher asked kids to demonstrate ""salesmanship skills"" over the weekend and report back on Monday morning. Monday morning in class, Little Sally started: ""I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30. My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."" ""Very good,"" said the teacher. Little Jenny was next: ""I sold magazines,"" she said, ""I made $45 and I explained to ev…

DONALD Your tax returns now! Clinton: We all did our tax returns now show is yours Trump: I emailed it you