Your wife and your lawyer are drowning, you have a decision to make.... Fish or chicken for dinner?#Animals#Marriage#Lawyer#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If more than one mouse is mice, then more than one Spouse is Spice.'#Animals#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Girl: My dog bit my boyfriend. Me: Your dog is a good judge of character.#Animals#Dating#Lawyer#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
WIFE: you can't just deep-fry everything ME: what do you mean? WIFE: I mean put down the cat#Animals#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp