A very rich man gave birth to a son. On the son's sixteenth birthday, The man asked him what he wanted, and said that he would get anything his heart could desire. The son only asked for a pink ping pong ball. His father was curious, but complied. After they had cake and ice cream and the son opened his presents, he went up to his room with the pink ping pong ball. The ball was never seen again. The next year, on the son's seventeenth birthday, the man asked him what he wanted, and said that, si…

A drunk walked up to a cop on the street... A drunk walked up to a cop on the street and says ""someone stole my car!"" The cop replies, ""well, where did you leave it?"" ""It was right on the end of this key"" ""Well, you can head down to the precinct and file a report and we'll help you find the car."" ""OK, man"" and the drunk starts to walk away. ""Hey"", the cop says, ""before you head downtown you aught to do up your fly"" ""Oh, man"" says the drunk, ""they got my girl too!""

Two men are talking at a job placement office about how difficult it is to get a job when you have a criminal record. The first guy says, ""Well, it's all about putting a positive spin on it. Take me for example, I was arrested for trying to rob the same convenience store 6 times. So I tell people that I'm persistent, tenacious, and refuse to give up on a task once I've started it. What's in your past?"" Before the second man can answer, he's called in for his interview. 10 minutes later he walk…

Punch A guy and his girlfriend are getting ready for prom, by searching the Internet for the perfect dress and suit. Finally, on the day of the prom, they are satisfied. They drive downtown to buy their new clothes. Unfortunately, many of their classmates also waited until the last minute, and there is tons of traffic. After waiting in a long line of cars to get off the highway, they drive to the suit store. The boy is fitted, and when he goes to make his purchase he is greeted with another long…