You may have heard on the news about a southern Californian man... Who was put under 72 hour psychiatric observation when it was found that he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammo stored in his home. My favorite quote from the dimwit tv reporter:""Wow! He has a quarter million machine gun bullets."" The headline referred to it as a ""massive weapons cache."" By southern California standards someone owning 100,000 rounds of ammo would be called ""mentally unstable."" Just imagi…

3 Topical Jokes for 7/29 (For optimal results, imagine these being read by your favorite late night talk show host) In Arizona, a prison inmate escaped after climbing up a basketball hoop, then jumping over the fence. Prison guards were baffled that the man jumped over the fence from the basketball hoop, and not the elevated rope swing, or giant trampoline. In Rhode Island, a 100-year-old woman received an honorary high school diploma. The 100-year-old woman said she'd always wanted to go back a…

A penguin is driving through Arizona... A penguin is driving through Arizona in the middle of summer when smoke starts to emanate from the hood of his car. He pulls off the highway into a small town and luckily finds a mechanic. The mechanic tells the penguin it'll take him an hour to figure out what's wrong with his car and that if he's hungry there's a supermarket across the street. The penguin leaves his car with the mechanic and heads over to the grocery store. Browsing the aisles, he spo…

One July a gentoo penguin was driving cross-country from Atlanta, Georgia to Santa Monica, California. Of course he had the air conditioner on full blast, because he was a penguin (they like it super cold in the car.) He made it all the way to Winslow, Arizona when the blower in the car started to blow warm air. Penguins don't like much heat, and he started to get a bit worried. He fiddled with the knobs, but nothing worked. The air was getting warmer and warmer. The sun was out, and he start…