OBAMA: your resume says you think of the "best nicknames?" ME: that's right, Obama-nable snowman *finger guns* OBAMA: [softly] holy shit

According to FOX News, the Celtics lost because Obama did nothing to stop Kobe.

When Obama declared war on Ebola, an executive producer at Fox News tried to find it on google maps.

[Obamacare Meeting] *Biden raises hand* *Obama sighs* Yes Joe? Will the doctor still have lollipops? Sure. *Entire Congress sighs w/ relief*