When I was in 3rd grade my teacher smoking in the classroom told us not to tell well I'm telling you now

[high school] Teacher: do u have your homework? Ryan Lochte: I was murdered last night

twitter has a very "high school class where the teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes" vibe

Professor: "Did you just show up drunk to my exam?" No way "Hungover then?" Nope "There's a lime wedge on your face"