If Steve Jobs can do that to the iPhone, think what he could do to Verne Troyer.

Now that Steve Jobs is gone we'll never ever know why c**t autocorrects to Cynthia. WHO WAS CYNTHIA?!?

Steve Jobs' entire legacy is invalidated by the shortness of the iPhone charger's cord.

Wow, 5 years ago we had Steve Jobs and Neil Armstrong. Now we have no jobs and no arms.