If Steve Jobs can do that to the iPhone, think what he could do to Verne Troyer.

Now that Steve Jobs is gone we'll never ever know why c**t autocorrects to Cynthia. WHO WAS CYNTHIA?!?

Steve Jobs' entire legacy is invalidated by the shortness of the iPhone charger's cord.

Women shouldn't work outside the home. It's STEVE Jobs, not EVE Jobs.