If Steve Jobs can do that to the iPhone, think what he could do to Verne Troyer.

Now that Steve Jobs is gone we'll never ever know why c**t autocorrects to Cynthia. WHO WAS CYNTHIA?!?

Wow, 5 years ago we had Steve Jobs and Neil Armstrong. Now we have no jobs and no arms.

Women shouldn't work outside the home. It's STEVE Jobs, not EVE Jobs.