Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer It's too bad Chuck Norris never cries

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

There is no Control (Ctrl) button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.